Biosystems Engineering at Oklahoma State University

The Frog Prince


(6/13/01)
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Engineers are know to have different priorities than most folks.
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to her and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful prince."
She bent over, picked up the frog and put it in her pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful prince, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of her pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a prince, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into her pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful prince, that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer replied, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a boyfriend, but a talking frog, ..... that's cool !"